Team Six

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Dossiers

Team Repository Of Logistical Locales: William Livernois

Friendly Neighbourhood Wizard: Harry Bleyan

Astronaut: Benjamin Sena

Robot Whisperer: Steven Keyes

Jaded Senior: Frederick Moore

Modus Operandi

Team T-9 represents a synergistic bond between engineering and art. We don't see ourselves as soulless engineers slaving away to build the perfect scoring machine but instead, more of a Doctor Frankenstein, exercising organic design inspired by nature and birthed by science in order to create a horrible monster that will plague us and our nightmares for the rest of our days. Our diversified membership of professional mechanics, pilots, programmers, and freshmen is reflective of our proactive team spirit and engagement in creating a machine that has not just aptitude for grabbing balls but also has soul and spirit. Or at least as close of a copy of a soul that we can make with science. For now.

The E.A.R.L.

Science. Technology. Robotics. Artificial Intelligence. You may hear these words thrown around a lot, but what do they really mean in application? So called “scientists” and “engineers” use these words early and often to gain admiration and funding for their ill-thought and apostate projects that are sacrilege on the face of humanity. Backed by their black magics of maths and physics, these self-serving sectarians have wormed their way into gaining your trust and subservience while gradually shunning that which makes us human, all in the name of their so-called progress.

Art. Nature. Beauty. Spirit Gaia. These are peaceful words, words of meaning, words of true allure and pulchritude. When Team 6: T-9 Robotics sought to birth a creation for MASlab, we had only look to nature to find our elucidation. The challenge of transport logistics for synthesized rondure spheroids was one best handled by a hierarch of evolution in the animal kingdom: The Graceful and Humble 18-Wheeled Semi-Truck (ハヤブサ 7”6800!!).

Our creation has the octodecim mobility system of its spirit-guide animal, giving it unmatched speed and mobility. Its exoskeleton is a hybrid synthesis of space-age metal alloys and rock-hard crystalized synthetics, crafted through precision use of a diamond gun and freakin’ lasers. This exoskeleton has been adorned with layers of 18-wheeler camouflage, allowing for facile amalgamation with localized environments with its car-grade fog lights and symmetric caricature patterns. Our winning-mechanism is hand-crafted from a highly-specialized superfrictile material crafted to have as large of an intake/outtake area as possible. The soul of the creation was kindly nurtured, raised and educated in the methods of the finest natural predators with a search-and-destroy methodology framed to execute sequenced commands quickly and fluidly.

A creation so fluidly synthesized from eons of paradigm analysis requires exhalation deserving of its rank. At the same time, its nom de plume must be outside the box and break through the clutter of many corporate buzzwords seen at the end of the day. It has to be diversified, empowering and globalized to emphasize the wellness and win-win traits of our creation moving forward through organic growth. For these reasons, we have named our creation, the finest example of the finest in organic constitution the Electronic Assistant Research Labrador, or The E.A.R.L..

Expect Victory.


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THE E.A.R.L.

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